Jersey Shore Dailies - Baby Momma Drama
Ronnie: It’s the only guy I know - Jionni, doesn’t have to be around his kid while his girlfriend’s pregnant. Like, that’s what’s up. Just sayin’ -
Jenni: Why do I know this? Cause I fucking -
Ronnie: He doesn’t wanna be around ‘cause he’s too scared of looking like a dick, he’s gonna look like an even bigger dick for not being around. It’s gonna blow up in his face.
Jenni: Listen, just like you would be, Roger will be pregnant with me. I know if you and Sam were pregnant, you would be pregnant -
Ronnie: Every guy in this house would be pregnant with their girlfriend. I’m like, I don’t need that shit but you know what? I’m going in on a fucking chicken parm and cheese fries right now. If your girlfriend was pregnant.
Vinny: Wait, if I get a girl pregnant -
Jenni: That you’ve been dating.
Vinny: What about a random?
Jenni: No. Your fiancée. Your soon-to-be-wife.
Vinny: Oh. I’m not talking about that.
Jenni: Oh. Back on this.
Vinny: If I get a girl pregnant… and -
Jenni: Oh, she’s coming after you, bro.
Vinny: Yeah, but for the kid.
Jenni: For 18 years. No. She gets herself - you gotta see these fucking -
Ronnie: Yeah, it’s called alimony, it’s called -
Jenni: Yeah. She doesn’t have to be married to you to say she’s accustomed to a lifestyle or her kid needs - her kid needs security guards or $20.000 private school or $10.000 a week and something else that’s crazy.
Vinny: Yeah but all the fucking rappers and shit that have, like, 20 kids, they don’t all get -
Jenni: Baby mommas are gettin’ paid.
Vinny: Yeah but…
Jenni: They keep it under wraps. They put their baby mommas in a house, they get the nannies, they get the security and they let them be on their way and these women never work a fucking day in their lives.
Vinny: I don’t know. There has to be a way around it.
Jenni: You can drag it to the courts and it’ll be humiliating, basically saying you won’t pay for the kid. (Vinny thinks about it) You’re friends with some rappers, ask him.
Vinny: But athletes, they have like 4 kids…
Jenni: With the girl that they’re still with?
Vinny: No. Hell no.