Jersey Shore Dailies - Aliens
Deena: I really like vampires and werewolves.
Jenni: It’s why I watch Harry Potter. Is it weird that I can get into Harry Potter?
Deena: No. I get into the like vampire and werewolf stuff. I also like the stars and like you -
Jenni: You like sorcery?
Deena: I believe in UFOs.
Sammi: Yeah, we know.
Jenni: We know.
Deena: I went to area 69 in New England - no, Mexico. I went to areas.
Sammi: Was that cool?
Jenni: What happened?
Sammi: Did you find anything out?
Deena: Well, we flew over an - no, but I went to an alien store.
Jenni: You’re tired! Your eyes are heavy.
Deena: I am. I went to an alien store and I got all types of alien shit.
Jenni: You want there to be aliens?
Deena: I believe there is -
Jenni: Do you want to be abducted?
Deena: No, I just wanna know what they’re here for.
Jenni: Obviously, they ain’t here for shit ‘cause they haven’t taken shit.
Deena: Yeah, but that one day, I’m telling you guys, I saw that. I saw an alien.
Jenni: I recall.
Deena: But then in California, they saw the same thing.
Sammi: What do you mean, they saw the same thing?
Deena: It was all over the place. This friggin’ alien abduct- well, not abduction but the same thing I saw.
Jenni: Why can’t a sane person be abducted, though? From, like, a business? Why is it always some weirdo in the middle of nowhere? With like, three teeth.
Deena: They might not become that until they just become abducted.
Jenni: I don’t know.
Sammi: Ron, we’re talking about abductions.
Jenni: Not, like, Nicole abductions.
Sammi: Alien abductions.
Jenni: Alien abductions.
Sammi: From Deena. She’s freaking me out.
Ron: Oh, again with the aliens?
Deena: No, we’re talking about aliens and werewolves and vampires.
Jenni: Now what’s the scale? What do you believe in more? Aliens, vampires or werewolves?
Jenni: Okay, so you don’t believe in vampires?
Ron: I believe in vampires.
Sammi: Do you hear what happened in Miami?
Ron: Oh, with the zombie?
Sammi: It was disgusting!
Ron: He was on some mad PCP or some shit. Chewing on the guy.
Jenni: He was on basil, whatever that is.