Fuck Yeah JWoww

Snooki: I haven’t seen the moon yet. Is there a moon in this country?
Jenni: I can reassure you there’s a moon in every country as there’s only one moon.

Jenni: Technically, this Jenni’s always been here. But Nicole was too blacked out to notice.

Jenni: Nicole’s bringing crocadilly to the zoo so he can meet his family… ‘cause that’s what 10 year olds do…

Jenni: I got bitch smacked by a dolphin!

Jenni: I have sand in my vagina!

Jenni: I’m trying to shave my vagina and I can’t.

Snooki: Cancun’s not an island?
Ryder: I don’t know.

Snooki: 6 AM is usually the time I go to bed in Seaside.

Jenni: Everyone check for passports.
Snooki: Okay, mom.

Jenni: Oh my God, the beds are so soft!

Snooki: The water is crystal blue. You can see right through it. And you feel like you’re on a tropical island. Which we kind of are.

Jenni: I’m in the dark! Stop playing with me right now! I’m trying to shave my vagina and I can’t!

Jenni: There’s nothing like shaving your cuca and the lights go out and you can’t see what your next move is gonna be. And it could be a fucking dangerous move.
Snooki: What if you shave your clitoris off?
Jenni: Have you ever, like, nicked it before?
Snooki: Ahh! Then you go pee and it’s like -
Jenni: Ahhhh!

Snooki: I haven’t seen the moon yet. Is there a moon in this country?
Jenni: I can reassure you there’s a moon in every country as there’s only one moon.

Jenni: Tonight we’re gonna do Italian in Mexico, obviously. Just because we’re in Mexico doesn’t mean we have to eat Mexican. I ain’t trying to get bloated before I got out to da club.

Snooki: I wish we came here before I got pregnant. I had fucking abs. I was ripped.
Jenni: Who cares? But you are pregnant. It’s not like you’re fat.
Snooki: Yeah, but it looks fat.
Jenni: But everyone knows you’re pregnant.

Snooki: (to a monkey) Oh no bitch, you do not pull my extensions.

Snooki: Did it shit on me?!

Snooki: (about a crocodile’s mouth) It looks like a vagina.

Yanice: Jenni, where’s your face wash?
Jenni: Fuck you, my face wash! Open the door!
Yanice: Did you unlock it? I can’t get in.
Jenni: I can’t get out, I don’t know where to go! The light doesn’t work.
Yanice: So where’s the face wash?
Jenni: Go fuck yourself.
Yanice: But I didn’t do it.
Jenni: Go fuck yourself!

Ryder: He probably imagines he’s in a video game and loves life.

Jenni: Oh, they’re wrestling! Or are they having sex?
Guide: No, they’re too young to have sex.
Snooki: Never too young to have sex.
Ryder: Role model!

Jenni: I’ll never get how these dolphins are this trainable. My dogs can’t even piss on a wee-wee and dolphins can dance in the water.

Jenni: I’m not sure pregnancy is supposed to be a handicap.

Jenni: Hi, can you send up a bottle of Absolut? Thank you.
Snooki: Since when did you become fun? Because I’m pretty sure you never drank with me like this. Of course, when I’m pregnant, that’s when you’re fun.

Snooki: Who the fuck is this girl? Before I was pregnant, she never wanted to go out, she never wanted to drink and now that I’m pregnant, all of the sudden, she’s fun. I’m like, Cool. Where were you the past three years that I knew you?

Jenni: I kinda do take offense to the fact that Nicole thinks this is the first time I ever partied and had fun. Technically, this Jenni’s always been here. But Nicole was too blacked out to notice.

Jenni: I got bitch smacked by a dolphin!

Jenni: Nicole’s bringing crocadilly to the zoo so he can meet his family… ‘cause that’s what 10 year olds do…

Jenni: Can you get tan like that?

Snooki: I don’t think you can get tan from twirling fire because I think you need the sun and UV lights to get tan.