Jenni Farley on Watch What Happens Live - July 2012 (only Jenni-related questions and answers + after show transcribed)
PREVIEW (read all after the jump):
Andy Cohen: Holly W. wants to know what you thought when your boyfriend admitted to having chlamydia three times on TV.
Jenni: Four times.
Andy Cohen: How did you feel about that?
Jenni: It was a joke! People don’t understand Roger’s humor! He literally went to my dad and was like… he told my father he had a small penis which was really nice. And then he goes, you better be careful when you go to the bathroom ‘cause I’ve had chlamydia four times. But -
Andy Cohen: It was a joke.
Jenni: It was a joke.
Andy Cohen: That’s hilarious. XY wants to know how many times you and Roger have sex per week.
Jenni: Like, 4 or 5.
Andy Cohen: Alright, that’s healthy.
Jenni: It’s healthy. It’s just when - what he’s referring to is when we’re away filming. I don’t want 300 people watching me do it.
Andy Cohen: Right. So you don’t have sex when you’re in production.
Jenni: Sometimes, yeah. I have to be really, you know, wasted.
Andy Cohen: Do you prefer a tan cock, JWoww?
Jenni: I prefer, yeah.
Andy Cohen: You prefer a tan everything, right?
Andy Cohen: Bobby wants to know, JWoww, what’s the deal with your compulsive lying to Roger and what kind of lies do you tell him?
Jenni: (looks over at James Frey) No…
James Frey: Don’t drag me into this.
Jenni: No, uh… when we first started dating, everyone knows I was having a bad break-up with my ex. So I wasn’t lying, it was more like, I wasn’t necessarily telling him anything. I was looking at him like a piece of meat in the beginning. Like, wow, you’re really hot but I’m not gonna tell you my life story ‘cause the last person I told my life story to used it against me. So after two years, when I was kind of, like, with a shield up, stuff from prior would start coming out and a lawsuit and I was like, ‘Oh, yeah, I wasn’t honest with you in the beginning.’ Cause I didn’t see being married or kids in our future. He was just… a hot piece of ass. (laughs) I’m just honest.
Andy Cohen: Okay, last question. Rachel G. wants to know why you’re not having sex with your boo.
Jenni: Oh, just like before. When - we have a lot of sex but it’s just when you hear a Pelco zooming in as you’re about to do it, it kind of goes a little awkward.