Jenni Farley on Watch What Happens Live - July 2012 (only Jenni-related questions and answers + after show transcribed)
PREVIEW (read all after the jump):
Andy Cohen: Holly W. wants to know what you thought when your boyfriend admitted to having chlamydia three times on TV.Jenni: Four times. Andy Cohen: How did you feel about that?Jenni: It was a joke! People don’t understand Roger’s humor! He literally went to my dad and was like… he told my father he had a small penis which was really nice. And then he goes, you better be careful when you go to the bathroom ‘cause I’ve had chlamydia four times. But -Andy Cohen: It was a joke.Jenni: It was a joke.Andy Cohen: That’s hilarious. XY wants to know how many times you and Roger have sex per week.Jenni: Like, 4 or 5.Andy Cohen: Alright, that’s healthy.Jenni: It’s healthy. It’s just when - what he’s referring to is when we’re away filming. I don’t want 300 people watching me do it.Andy Cohen: Right. So you don’t have sex when you’re in production. Jenni: Sometimes, yeah. I have to be really, you know, wasted.
[…]
Andy Cohen: Do you prefer a tan cock, JWoww?Jenni: I prefer, yeah. Andy Cohen: You prefer a tan everything, right?Jenni: Yes.
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Andy Cohen: Bobby wants to know, JWoww, what’s the deal with your compulsive lying to Roger and what kind of lies do you tell him?Jenni: (looks over at James Frey) No… James Frey: Don’t drag me into this.Jenni: No, uh… when we first started dating, everyone knows I was having a bad break-up with my ex. So I wasn’t lying, it was more like, I wasn’t necessarily telling him anything. I was looking at him like a piece of meat in the beginning. Like, wow, you’re really hot but I’m not gonna tell you my life story ‘cause the last person I told my life story to used it against me. So after two years, when I was kind of, like, with a shield up, stuff from prior would start coming out and a lawsuit and I was like, ‘Oh, yeah, I wasn’t honest with you in the beginning.’ Cause I didn’t see being married or kids in our future. He was just… a hot piece of ass. (laughs) I’m just honest.
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Andy Cohen: Okay, last question. Rachel G. wants to know why you’re not having sex with your boo.Jenni: Oh, just like before. When - we have a lot of sex but it’s just when you hear a Pelco zooming in as you’re about to do it, it kind of goes a little awkward.
[[MORE]]Andy Cohen: What are your favorite shows on Bravo?James Frey: I love both Million Dollar Listings, I’m a big fan of Miss Advised this year - Andy Cohen: Okay. And I hear New York Housewives, you’re big on - James Frey: New York Housewives, yeah. New York.Jenni: Jersey.Andy Cohen: You’re a New Jersey Housewives fan.Jenni: Uh-hm.Andy Cohen: Of course you are, not surprised. […] Can you show us the perfect Jersey Turnpike thing?Jenni: Oh my God, that’s not my thing.Andy Cohen: I know it’s not your thing but - really? James Frey, do you know -Jenni: (to James Frey) Can I bend you over?James Frey: Sure.Jenni: Okay. Really? Is this happening right now?Andy Cohen: Yeah, let’s see. James Frey: Okay, how does this happen? Jenni: (bends him over, so he’s Jersey-Turnpiking her and she dances behind him and slaps his ass) Shake it.Andy Cohen: Something you thought you’d never see on television. Thank you very much. JWoww and James Frey doing a Jersey Turnpike. Please make a gif of that immediately. (to James) Did you enjoy it?James Frey: Kind of a dream come true. […]Andy Cohen: JWoww has met tons of celebs since MTV fame. It’s time to play, spill the Tea. I’m gonna run down a list of celebs you’ve met and you’re photographed with and just the first thing that comes to your mind about what those celebs were like. Okay? So, here we go. Let’s roll the first celeb. Okay, Lance Bass.Jenni: Flaming.Andy Cohen: Flaming?Jenni: He, like, RAN out of the closet. I loved it.Andy Cohen: Okay, Mike Tyson.Jenni: Intimidating. He scared me.Andy Cohen: Kathy Lee and Hoda.Jenni: Nice. And I like how they drink early in the morning. Pretty impressed with them.Andy Cohen: Okay. Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra.Jenni: They make me look sane.Andy Cohen: Very good. Paris and Nicky Hilton.Jenni: Yeah… they were fun. They were fun. I like Paris, we talk a lot. But it was a little intimidating in the beginning. She was like, ‘Hey, you wanna meet in Vegas?’ And I’m like, you know, ‘I kinda don’t have a private jet to fly over there real quick.’Andy Cohen: That’s a party. Next up: Mario Lopez. Would you smush him?Jenni: He’s hot.Andy Cohen: Yeah, okay. Steve-O.Jenni: Crazy. But, like, I expected it but relatively nice. Medium.Andy Cohen: Last up: host of the Tonight Show, Jay Leno. What was he like?Jenni: He’s awesome. And I’m very intimidated when I go on that show. He’s so cool. He’s like, Why do you care? Just have a good time.Andy Cohen: Very good. Thank you very much. JWoww spilled the Tea. […]Andy Cohen: We got this so much, Jwoww, everyone wants to know exactly what you have done with your face.Jenni: I have a drag queen makeup artist who is fantastic. Andy Cohen: Really? Some… I feel some Botox. Move - Jenni: No. You can see my wrinkles. Andy Cohen: Alright.Jenni: Yeah. It moves. See?Andy Cohen: People are upset - It’s windy over here from all the movement. People are obsessed -Jenni: I know!Andy Cohen: This is like the number one - do you ever - you’re sitting right next to her, does she look like she - that anything has happened with the face? Jenni: Well, I love makeup. I’m from Jersey, that’s what we do.James Frey: Uhm… (touches her forehead)Jenni: There’s lines. I try not…James Frey: There’s some more movement there. There’s some lines -Jenni: Shshshsh…James Frey: - and when I got my Botox done - Andy Cohen: Did you get Botox done?James Frey: No.Andy Cohen: What are your thoughts on plastic surgery?James Frey: Uh, to each his own, man. If you wanna do it, go ahead.Jenni: Yeah, that’s what I’m about. I would like - if I get it done, I’ll admit it but don’t say I got it done and then, you know what I mean? James Frey: What would you do if I said you got it done?Jenni: Punch you in the face. I’m just being honest.James Frey: That would be amazing.Jenni: Sit down with Oprah.Shannon, caller: My question is for Jenni. Jenni, I was just wondering, do you think there’s a wedding in the future with you and Roger? Jenni: I hope so. Shannon: Me too.Jenni: Yeah. Shannon: He’s much better than the last.Jenni: (laughs) Yeah. No, I would love there to be one but we’re very non-traditional since we live with each other, I feel like that’s good enough for right now but hopefully, one day.Shannon: Good.Jenni: Thank you.Andy Cohen: Holly W. wants to know what you thought when your boyfriend admitted to having chlamydia three times on TV.Jenni: Four times. Andy Cohen: How did you feel about that?Jenni: It was a joke! People don’t understand Roger’s humor! He literally went to my dad and was like… he told my father he had a small penis which was really nice. And then he goes, you better be careful when you go to the bathroom ‘cause I’ve had chlamydia four times. But -Andy Cohen: It was a joke.Jenni: It was a joke. Andy Cohen: That’s hilarious. [?] wants to know how many times you and Roger have sex per week.Jenni: Like, 4 or 5.Andy Cohen: Alright, that’s healthy.Jenni: It’s healthy. It’s just when - what he’s referring to is when we’re away filming. I don’t want 300 people watching me do it.Andy Cohen: Right. So you don’t have sex when you’re in production. Jenni: Sometimes, yeah. I have to be really, you know, wasted.Andy Cohen: Speaking of Pauly D who’s on this show on Sunday, Camille J. wants to know what base you got with Pauly and is he well-endowed?Jenni: I don’t know the bases nowadays ‘cause when I grew up in high school, second base was, like, what? Copping?Andy Cohen: Grabbing a boob.Jenni: Yeah, I guess second, right? And I saw his penis. I don’t remember it, I was so - Andy Cohen: You don’t remember it? Jenni: No, I know it’s pierced.Andy Cohen: You were drunk.Jenni: Yeah. It’s one of those nights. It’s pierced. He’ll explain that to you.Andy Cohen: I think I’ve heard everything I need to know. James Frey: I kinda don’t believe you don’t remember it.Jenni: I swear.James Frey: I don’t believe it.Jenni: I don’t lie.James Frey: You’re coming up at my school of storytelling.Jenni: I see that, I know that but you know what it is? I recall the night, I recall it but I don’t know if it’s ‘cause it was on TV and I could see it but, like, have you ever had swiss cheese memory? Have you ever drank, like, a pint of vodka?James Frey: My memory is very swiss cheese. I know that, yeah.Jenni: It was one of those nights, and it was the first week of filming and we were balls-to-the-wall drunk.James Frey: I don’t believe any of those excuses. Jenni: Well, if I could remember what it looked like, I’d be more than happy to explain it.Andy Cohen: That’s true! She would, actually.Jenni: I would and… I just know it’s pierced. I’ll give you that.Andy Cohen: JWoww, [?] wants to know, what would be a more painful loss: alcohol or animal print?Jenni: Animal print.Andy Cohen: Animal print, alright. It’s game time! Since JWoww and James Frey are both literary experts, we’re gonna test their booksmarts with a game called Book or crook. I’m gonna show you some books, you have to tell me if it’s a real book or a crook. Let’s play book or crook. First up: “Fancy coffins to make yourself.” Is that a real book or not? James Frey, what do you think?James Frey: I think that’s a real book.Andy Cohen: Yes, it is. It’s a book. JWoww, “Shut up, I’m tired” - is it a book or a crook?Jenni: I hope it’s a crook.Andy Cohen: It is a crook. James Frey, “How to make love while conscious”? Is it a book or a crook? By Guy Kettlehack.James Frey: I hope it’s a book.Andy Cohen: It is a book. “The Gaytime Painting Book”? JWoww, is it a book or a crook?Jenni: I hope it’s a book but it’s probably a crook.Andy Cohen: It’s a book. How about “101 Corgiers” - James Frey?James Frey: I really hope that’s a book.Andy Cohen: It is a crook. JWoww, “Who’s bottom is this?” Is it a book or a crook? It is a passaround party bottom or..?Jenni: That’s a book. Andy Cohen: It is a book, yes it is. “Knitting with Dog Hair” - James Frey?James Frey: Uh, a crook.Andy Cohen: It is a book. Last one, “How to rake” - JWoww?Jenni: Crook.Andy Cohen: It is a crook, very good. Congratulations, you won Mazel reading glasses and I have a copy of my book.Jenni: Heeyy!Andy Cohen: Tonight’s gold medal in international hotness goes to UK backstroke swimmer Liam Tancock. Liam, you can stroke our backs whenever you want. Do you prefer a tan cock, JWoww?Jenni: I prefer, yeah. Andy Cohen: You prefer a tan everything, right?Jenni: Yes. Caller: My question is for Jenni. Hi, Jwoww, will you be present at baby Lorenzo’s birth?Andy Cohen: I heard you volunteered to video it.Jenni: Yep. Andy Cohen: But not for TV.Jenni: Whatever she wants.Andy Cohen: I have a feeling the birth will be televised.James Frey: I don’t wanna see that on TV. Andy Cohen: Oh, James Frey doesn’t wanna see that. […] Alex wants to know who in the Jersey Shore house has the worst BO.Jenni: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho. It pretty much depends on the day. Pretty much all of us.Andy Cohen: Everybody. Ladies included. Jenni: Yeah.Andy Cohen: Pregnant Snooki smells better or worse than normal Snooki?Jenni: Better.Andy Cohen: Better? Okay. James Frey: The bar’s pretty low there, though.Jenni: That’s my best friend! I will take you outside! James Frey: Will you do that bend over thing again?Andy Cohen: James liked the Jersey Turnpike!
After ShowAndy Cohen: I just interrupted a question. You two were having a conversation about being in the room when someone gives birth. You’re gonna be there when Snooki gives birth, right?Jenni: Yeah.Andy Cohen: And you were saying what, James?James Frey: I just said it’s the most terrifying, unbelievable - one of the greatest things.Jenni: I’m so excited, I really am. Andy Cohen: I’m excited for you. Yikes.Jenni: Tripod it.Andy Cohen: James, rate these book series from best to worse. Twilight, Hunger Games, Harry Potter.James Frey: I read all of them. Uh, Harry Potter…Jenni: Best?James Frey: Yeah.Jenni: Yeah, Harry Potter’s the best.James Frey: Hunger Games, then Twilight. They’re all good, though.Andy Cohen: They’re all good, okay. Were you disappointed with the 3rd Hunger Games?James Frey: I liked the first two better, yeah.Jenni: Harry Potter is strong beginning to end. I grew up with Harry Potter. James Frey: My wife used to mock me. The day the books came out, I’d be out at Barnes and Noble at 9 am waiting for the store to open.Jenni: Me too!James Frey: My 7-year old daughter just started them.Jenni: Aww!James Frey: So I’m reliving them.Caller: First, I just wanna say I’m a huge fan of yours.Jenni: D’you think he’s hot?Caller: Yes.[…]James Frey: We messed up [with A Million Little Pieces].Jenni: I mess up all the time, it’s okay.James Frey: Ahh! (they bump fists)Andy Cohen: Aww, I love bonding. I love guest-bonding.James Frey: Can we have a hug or..?Jenni: And I get a lot of Botox… Just kidding. (they hug)Andy Cohen: Aww, nice. […] [?] wants to know if there’s any truth to the rumor that Deena and Snooki have had a falling out and that she won’t be invited to Snooki’s baby shower?Jenni: I think they were referring to Deena and Sam’s little sister fight but no, Deena’s gonna be there and we made a big joke about it on Twitter. Andy Cohen: Brenda wants to know why you kept saying “knocked up”? What’s wrong with the p-word?Jenni: Oh, Jesus. Are you one of them too? No, Brenda… I don’t know, it’s just young. I think it was because of the movie - when I think of pregnant, I think of the movie Knocked Up. So I say knocked up. Andy Cohen: Speaking of knocked up, if you were single, would you smush our bartender?Jenni: (looks at him, hesitates) Would you?Bartender: She’s good. Throwing it right back. I’m just gonna get drunk over here.Andy Cohen: Bobby wants to know, JWoww, what’s the deal with your compulsive lying to Roger and what kind of lies do you tell him?Jenni: (looks over at James Frey) No… James Frey: Don’t drag me into this.Jenni: No, uh… when we first started dating, everyone knows I was having a bad break-up with my ex. So I wasn’t lying, it was more like, I wasn’t necessarily telling him anything. I was looking at him like a piece of meat in the beginning. Like, wow, you’re really hot but I’m not gonna tell you my life story ‘cause the last person I told my life story to used it against me. So after two years, when I was kind of, like, with a shield up, stuff from prior would start coming out and a lawsuit and I was like, ‘Oh, yeah, I wasn’t honest with you in the beginning.’ Cause I didn’t see being married or kids in our future. He was just… a hot piece of ass. (laughs) I’m just honest. Andy Cohen: Where did you meet him?Jenni: At Karma, uh, season 1 but it was never seen. James Frey: Are you gonna tell him you took me down to turnpike?Jenni: Oh yeah. He’ll probably enjoy it.Andy Cohen: Okay, last question. Rachel G. wants to know why you’re not having sex with your boo.Jenni: Oh, just like before. When - we have a lot of sex but it’s just when you hear a Pelco zooming in as you’re about to do it, it kind of goes a little awkward.Andy Cohen: There you go.James Frey: My wife and I have that trouble at home.

Jenni Farley on Watch What Happens Live - July 2012 (only Jenni-related questions and answers + after show transcribed)

PREVIEW (read all after the jump):

Andy Cohen: Holly W. wants to know what you thought when your boyfriend admitted to having chlamydia three times on TV.
Jenni: Four times.
Andy Cohen: How did you feel about that?
Jenni: It was a joke! People don’t understand Roger’s humor! He literally went to my dad and was like… he told my father he had a small penis which was really nice. And then he goes, you better be careful when you go to the bathroom ‘cause I’ve had chlamydia four times. But -
Andy Cohen: It was a joke.
Jenni: It was a joke.
Andy Cohen: That’s hilarious. XY wants to know how many times you and Roger have sex per week.
Jenni: Like, 4 or 5.
Andy Cohen: Alright, that’s healthy.
Jenni: It’s healthy. It’s just when - what he’s referring to is when we’re away filming. I don’t want 300 people watching me do it.
Andy Cohen: Right. So you don’t have sex when you’re in production.
Jenni: Sometimes, yeah. I have to be really, you know, wasted.

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Andy Cohen: Do you prefer a tan cock, JWoww?
Jenni: I prefer, yeah.
Andy Cohen: You prefer a tan everything, right?
Jenni: Yes.

[…]

Andy Cohen: Bobby wants to know, JWoww, what’s the deal with your compulsive lying to Roger and what kind of lies do you tell him?
Jenni: (looks over at James Frey) No…
James Frey: Don’t drag me into this.
Jenni: No, uh… when we first started dating, everyone knows I was having a bad break-up with my ex. So I wasn’t lying, it was more like, I wasn’t necessarily telling him anything. I was looking at him like a piece of meat in the beginning. Like, wow, you’re really hot but I’m not gonna tell you my life story ‘cause the last person I told my life story to used it against me. So after two years, when I was kind of, like, with a shield up, stuff from prior would start coming out and a lawsuit and I was like, ‘Oh, yeah, I wasn’t honest with you in the beginning.’ Cause I didn’t see being married or kids in our future. He was just… a hot piece of ass. (laughs) I’m just honest.

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Andy Cohen: Okay, last question. Rachel G. wants to know why you’re not having sex with your boo.
Jenni: Oh, just like before. When - we have a lot of sex but it’s just when you hear a Pelco zooming in as you’re about to do it, it kind of goes a little awkward.

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A shame they never showed this in season 3. :P

A shame they never showed this in season 3. :P

PREVIEW! Things get heated when Snooki and JWOWW make fun of each other in Mexico. Episode airs Thursday at 10/9c.

“Jersey Shore has given us everything. Nicole’s pregnant and engaged because of it, and I’m with the person I want to be with the rest of my life.” - Jenni Farley ♥

Jersey Shore has given us everything. Nicole’s pregnant and engaged because of it, and I’m with the person I want to be with the rest of my life.” - Jenni Farley

Same hair stylist that day? ;)

Same hair stylist that day? ;)

Quotes from “Snooki and JWOWW” S1E7

Jenni: I’m fucking so pissed off right now. I’m, like, ready to throw up right now.
Snooki: You need a cocktail.

Roger: Did you have sex last night?
Jionni: It’s none of your goddamn business.
Roger: I’m asking you a fucking question, you answer it, sir.
Jionni: No, I cuddled with my fiancée, man.
Roger: You didn’t? We definitely did not. I can assure you it was not from lack of effort on my part.
Jionni: I know you didn’t because the place wasn’t shaking.
Roger: We have to stop at the pawn store on the way home to see what I can get for Jenni’s vagina ‘cause she doesn’t use it anymore.

Jenni: You didn’t say goodbye to your children.
Roger: You’re a nice lady.
Jenni: You didn’t say goodbye to your children.
Roger: Cause they’re my adopted children, I don’t really care about them, nobody does.
Jenni: I love you. I’m gonna get them bacon since their father doesn’t love ‘em.

Jionni: Can I have a fiber bar?
Roger: Here you go. (smells it)
Snooki: It’s Jenni’s NuvaRing! You smelled it!
Jionni: What is it? Oh, I swear to God, I’m leaving. Why do you keep it in the refridgerator? It’s weird!
Jenni: It’s supposed to be refrigerated!

Black drag queen: Hi, guys, how are you?! All virgins?
Jenni: Not me.
Black drag queen: Me either, honey. Do you like chocolate?
Jionni: I love chocolate.
Black drag queen: Do you like chocolate with nuts?

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Uh… yeah.

"Snooki and JWOWW" season 2 confirmed

Just sayin’. ;)

Nicole (Snooki) Polizzi in for posh baby shower courtesy of ‘Jersey Shore’ co-star and best pal Jenni (JWoww) Farley  Snooki’s baby shower to be held Sunday Aug. 12 the luxurious Falkirk Estate and Country Club in Central Valley, N.Y. Don’t expect Nicole (Snooki) Polizzi’s baby shower to take place on a boardwalk next week.A guest who received an invitation to the “Jersey Shore” star’s celebration on Sunday, Aug. 12, tells us Polizzi (right), 24, is holding the baby shower at the high-end Falkirk Estate and Country Club in Central Valley, N.Y., which includes an 18-hole golf course and equestrian center.Those who received the nod have been asked to arrive at noon and were given a caveat along with their invite: The bash will be filmed for the “Jersey Shore” spinoff “Snooki & JWoww.”
[[MORE]]”The girls from the [MTV] show are invited,” including Sammi Giancola, ­Jenni Farley and even Deena Cortese, who at one point was rumored to be on the outs with Snooki and not invited.Polizzi isn’t doing all the planning for her surprisingly formal shower.“Her mother [Helen] is helping out a lot,” says the source, who adds that celebrity event planner Michael (Mikie) Russo of Roses & Lollipops did the sports-themed invite (the Snookster is expecting a boy, Lorenzo). Russo, who did not return a request for comment, even put his name inside one of the baseballs on the invite. Although Polizzi’s handlers have reportedly been hunting for sponsors and freebies for the shower, there are no brands or placements on the invitation.While the invite doesn’t explicitly state it, the insider says the original plan was to have a “Jack & Jill” baby shower, with both male and female guests, so Polizzi’s fiancé, Jionni LaValle, could be present, along with the pint-size reality star’s father, Andy.We expect the camera crews will have a lot of film to edit, considering the insider says “everyone has been invited,” and the Falkirkestate.com website says the property, at 206 Smith Clove Road, can accommodate 50 to 350 guests for a special celebration and 600 for a tent event.Snooki’s male co-stars on “Jersey Shore,” however, were not invited. Snooki complained to the Daily News last month that she was mad they weren’t more celebratory when she revealed she was with child. Snooki’s spokeswoman Stacey Wechsler declined comment.

Nicole (Snooki) Polizzi in for posh baby shower courtesy of ‘Jersey Shore’ co-star and best pal Jenni (JWoww) Farley 

Snooki’s baby shower to be held Sunday Aug. 12 the luxurious Falkirk Estate and Country Club in Central Valley, N.Y.

 Don’t expect Nicole (Snooki) Polizzi’s baby shower to take place on a boardwalk next week.

A guest who received an invitation to the “Jersey Shore” star’s celebration on Sunday, Aug. 12, tells us Polizzi (right), 24, is holding the baby shower at the high-end Falkirk Estate and Country Club in Central Valley, N.Y., which includes an 18-hole golf course and equestrian center.

Those who received the nod have been asked to arrive at noon and were given a caveat along with their invite: The bash will be filmed for the “Jersey Shore” spinoff “Snooki & JWoww.”

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