Jenni gives Snooki a wedgie! And THIS is why I can’t wait for “Snooki and JWOWW”!
Tom: Come here. Are you naked under there?
Jenni: Yeah.
Tom: Really?
Jenni: The day they fought… and then she made out with him a week later? (sigh) Well, I’m not gonna be able to curl my hair…
Tom: Why would you curl it anyway? I like it streak -
Jenni: I thought it’d look cute.
Tom: - streak down, okay? No fucking teasing and making it look like it’s full of, like… (kiss)
Jenni: Full of what? Love and care?
Tom: No, that would be me, not your hair. Okay, what are we doing? (Jenni stiff-arms him)
Jenni: Stiff arm!
Tom: Call the cabs. Look! Look!
Jenni: (picks his nose) Pick your nose, oh!
Tom: (catches her before she can run away) No, no, no, no, no. You know you don’t get away with that.
Jenni: No!
Tom: What happens now?
Jenni: I’m letting you win. No! You stretch my nose out when you pick it. Ew!
Tom: Did I get your upper lip? How’d that feel? Did you get a good one? Did I pick a winner?
Jenni: Those are - my tooth!
Tom: Would you like one of mine?
Jenni: No!
Tom: I’ll do it.
Jenni: I’m over it.
Tom: You’re what? (bites her cheek)
Jenni: I’m over it.
Tom: (smacks her ass) Call the cabs, thanks.
Jenni: Blow me, bitch!
Jenni: Oh: “That’s your job.”
Tom: That’s your job.
This never fails to crack me up. I also love Jenni in a ponytail.
(Source: kashiee123)
I got another message from one of you that I thought deserved some attention. A reader mentioned that she’s been bullied and made fun of and wants to regain her confidence and feel beautiful again.
Well, for starters, you are already beautiful. Seriously, who is to tell you that you aren’t? You are, and that’s THAT.
I may have a lot of confidence, but it sure as shit isn’t because I’ve never had anything bad said about me. The truth is that haters are gonna hate no matter who you are or what you do. Period. Accept it, and then move on. Once you know you can’t change them, it makes it a lot easier to forget about them. At the end of the day, you gotta look out for you and do what’s best for YOU.
