“It sucks I couldn’t make it [to this year’s VMA’s] but Jenni decided that she didn’t wanna go because she can’t leave Meilani yet and I’m about to give birth in a couple of weeks, so… So me and her just watched it with our kids, which I think is cute.”
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Naturally Nicole
Naturally Nicole: Leah Remini
- Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: You look phenomenal. I mean, I'm sure it sucks to sit next to [Jennifer Lopez] but... you still look good!
- Leah Remini: It's alright. The good news is that I can look at her and just be like, "You're so annoying, I need you to sit a little further away from me right now."
- Nicole: That's what I say to Jenni! Because she literally just had a baby two weeks ago: she already has a flat stomach. She's already skinny. I'm like, "You're not real. That's not..."
- Leah: "You're the person I don't wanna talk to right now."
- Nicole: Exactly. "I hate you and I don't wanna film this show with you right now."
New favorite couple: Meilani ♥ Lorenzo
Naturally Nicole: Jersey Shore creator SallyAnn Salsano
- Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: I'll just tell [Lorenzo] I was young and, "You'll probably do the same thing when you go down the shore."
- SallyAnn Salsano: Oh my God, I see him down the shore, hooking up with Meilani.
- Nicole: Oh my God! Stop! They're either gonna be cousins or they're gonna be dating. I don't know. And I don't know how I feel about that yet.
- SallyAnn: Well, you and Jenni may be like sisters but you're not actually related, so if Jionni and Meilani were to hook up and have a kid, it'd not actually be incest, so that's really good.
- Nicole: You mean Lorenzo 'cause if Jionni hooked up with Meilani, that would be really freakin' weird.
- SallyAnn: Oh my God, I said Jionni?
- Nicole: I'd kill both of them.
- SallyAnn: Yeah, you'd kill both of them. And I think Jenni - Roger might kill Jionni. Oh, Jesus...